Dudes, my mom works too hard for y’all to dump your crap onto her. Don’t assume she’s going to take care of your problems, don’t assume you can take advantage of her kind and generous nature and don’t AT ALL assume that she will put up with your shit.

I saw this weekend how my mother deals with SRS BSNS and here is a hint: she put her foot so far up my brother’s butt that he was puking Crocs for the next two days.

Don’t effing mess with her and don’t make your problems hers, because I HATE seeing my mother stressed. I have to see that entirely too often and neither of us need that right now.